Me, Myself and MET ART!

Every time women pass me in the street I have this irrepressible urge to unbutton their blouses and study what’s inside thoroughly. How can I do this without being slapped across the face, arrested or hanged by the nearest lamppost? What I need is the best line in the history of courtship. You know the kind that allows me to remain dignified and at the same time get my hands on the “goods.” While i’m pondering that one … yap, I did it again! … can’t help it quite simply cuz girls are so hot and I’m so desperate and I need more lovin’!


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