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What is the secret to a good sex? A lot of people ask me this, mainly because they believe I’m an expert on the subject. First of all, make sure you get your sexual fetish right. Secondly, make sure that no one is around. You’ll never feel as comfortable if you know your mom is in the other room. Finally, and this is the most important thing, go out now on the street, and start explaining to women that sniffing is much more reliable than handshakes. 90% of the time, women will go nuts and want to tongue your ear on the spot. It’s never failed me before. Trust me … & in case that *does* fail, it means that you’re a worthless excrement of the human race and that you should end your misery quickly … stupid question deserves stupid answers!!!

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